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baton rouge drivers are generally morons

The following people should have their driver's licenses revoked:
*people who speed to the end of the on-ramp/merging lane, come to a complete stop, then expect one of the people who followed the road signs earlier to allow them in, glaring at people who do not.
*people who honk at the driver in front of them when said driver stops long enough to politely allow in a driver wishing to turn onto the road.
*people who pull across an intersection knowing full well they will never make it through do to the traffic and the fact that light is yellow, thus blocking off the entire intersection for all of the other cars until the next cycle.
*people who speed around cars that are slowing to turn nearly causing the death of drivers who were using that slow-to-turn in order to effect their own turn.
*people who speed directly up to your rear bumper and then flash their lights as though expecting you to move over even though it's absolutely impossible for you to move over due to the three cars and the 18-wheeler that are occupying the expanse of lane next to you.

The following sounds should be banned from radio advertisements:
*any and all emergency vehicle souns/sirens
*any and all collision sounds
*honking noises

Can you tell it's been a bad week for driving around here?

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I agree with the banning of siren sounds on radio advertisements. I start looking into my rear view mirror every time this commercial comes on because there are sirens in the background. "Whaddideye do?"

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